November 2009
1 post
September 2009
1 post
We can't stop progress →
Here’s a useful website for cinema industry! It is now possible to know when you can go pee during a movie without missing something important! Hurray Technology!
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
9 posts
LOST
davidbedard:
I have not watched Lost. I plan on doing it, though! But I’ve heard so many talk about it without using a SPOILER WARNING beforehand that I know too much about it to really be taken by surprise anymore: -Michelle Rodriguez dies -The island disappears -There are polar bears (but they’re not really polar bears) -Time Travel -The pirates are really Dharma agents -The existanece of Dharma...
capucha:
karenabad:
Alice in Wonderland Teaser Trailer
That will be so much better than the movie by Disney… Alice in Wonderland is going to be scary, which is what it’s supposed to be…
Entendu à Montréal sur la ligne orange du métro…
Dame #1: Ça doit être plate comme travail de dire le nom de la station à chaque fois que le métro arrive… Dame #2: Ça doit être moins plate que celui qui joue du synthétiseur quand le métro part.
Oh my god… c’est exaspérant…
June 2009
9 posts
1 tag
fmylife:
Today, I took my pet boa consrictor to the vet because it was eating funny and acting weird. He used to sleep on my bed curled up, but recently he started lying straight, right next to me. The vet said that he was measuring how long I was to see if he’d be able to swallow me. FML
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Get rid of it. Now!
fmylife:
Today, I went to watch the Movie “UP.” At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
That little girl is probably not sensitive enough. I cried too.
fmylife:
Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me “When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? do you think he takes care of himself or what?” Hand motions were included. FML
Hmm… weird.
May 2009
12 posts
I just entered all of the graphic novels I own...
davidbedard:
The official count is at 152. Ouch.
ALL of them in MY closet. And i was wondering what was the reason for the lack of space…
On week-ends...
the web dies…
1 tag
Spout Bec... quoi??
Vous savez, sur le bec des pintes de lait ou de jus en carton, il est écrit en dessous de l’ouverture SPOUT BEC, indiquant à l’utilisateur que ce côté est celui qu’il faut ouvrir? Et bien voilà l’histoire:
Lundi soir, au souper, David a failli s’étouffer en poussant un cri d’illumination. Et moi de demander: quoi? Et lui de me dire: oublie ça, je te dis pas ça...
Arrestation policière complètement ridicule
Une usagère du métro de Laval a vécu toute une mésaventure, samedi, après avoir refusé de tenir la rampe d’un escalier roulant. Elle a été menottée et emmenée dans une cellule du métro pour ne pas avoir obtempéré aux policiers.
Bela Kosoain, une mère de famille de 38 ans, aurait enfreint un règlement de la Société de transport de Montréal (STM), qui oblige les usagers à tenir la rampe des...
April 2009
14 posts
I was supposed to be done with school...
gabeparent:
carolannsimard:
…since last wedneday… and now i’m good for another 2 weeks… i’m gonna cry…. i’m desperate…
At least you don’t have to take a summer class.
Maybe, but my classes end 2 weeks before the summer classes end. So it’s just like…
I was supposed to be done with school...
…since last wedneday… and now i’m good for another 2 weeks… i’m gonna cry…. i’m desperate…
Happy MY dog is not that stupid…
Will I have my degree?
davidbedard:
carolannsimard:
UQÀM teachers are still on strike…until April 24th… and the worse is that the government is waiting for the 22nd to make a special law… Hey guys, could you help us a little here?! I’m waaaitiiiiing!! And i’m more and more tired and angry about it!!!
Solutions:
Fundraising events to pay the teachers off
Kindapping the teachers and asking for ransoms to in turn pay...
Will I have my degree?
UQÀM teachers are still on strike…until April 24th… and the worse is that the government is waiting for the 22nd to make a special law… Hey guys, could you help us a little here?! I’m waaaitiiiiing!! And i’m more and more tired and angry about it!!!
Il bâillait de toutes ses nageoires.
It was yawning with all its fins.
– Capucine, mixing up the french words “mâchoire” (jaw) and “nageoire” (fin) (via capucha)
This is my type of mistake… i understand sweety!
UQAM teachers are on strike...
and that sucks… a lot…
March 2009
6 posts